A) Master Vampire (Nosferatu) Bad son of a bitch Walk In.

This Service gives you all the biophysical powers of the Nosferatu, Dracula generic Vampire - as well as the disposition. You see all humans as prey unless they are foxy in which case you make them your bitches or if female (female Masters can be more powerful than male as the Universe is mainly female to humans,  the real extradimensional Vampire are female and marry black magician Shamans, prior to modern times - the ancient Seers, who gained immortality from the marriage). You also gain all the glamour, mind control, Remote Influencing, as well as the physical augmentation of strength and speed. You can also make yourself not noticed by humans. This version is recommended to the nerd type bullied by jocks at High School, ignored by the babes. Similarly the female nerd not included in the A-type female club. This Service is for payback, so you get more and more powerful as you sink your psychic fangs into all your enemies. To do this you simply hold the Psychotronic Generator® Psychotronic Crystal® to your canines and visualise your dreaming body (the other) growing Vampire fangs. You then visualise or stare at a picture of your victim - caught on your mobile phone. The hardware in the phone is changed by the Crystal in the Psychotronic Generator® to upload the voltage spikes (MIND) of the victim into your Psychotronic Crystalware® picture to form an energetic link with the victim. Your stare at the picture and use the Psychotronic Generator® to pull the energy body of the victim through the phone picture to manifest near you so you can bite the victim to bleed off their energy. I normally manifest my victims from TV film images via Psychotronic Crystals® onto my erect penis, so their vagina manifests around my member. Once there they are manifest by the Sex Magic that makes babes now reversed to manifest all their lifeforce on my body. Then they can be drained at leisure by biting their energy body neck while having Psychic Sex. The Psychotronic Generator® holds them on you while you play with them. You can continue for hours. If female just reverse the above. To feed off same sex assholes you can ass rape them, or manifest them on your left hand, holding the Psychotronic Crystal® around your heart. The heart is the energy organ of the body so is the organ you grab to hold them down to suck them dry. Females can strap on a dildo to ass-rape bitches or grab their heart or any where else. A knife held with the Psychotronic Crystal® guts the energy body for the sadist Nosferatu Vampire, the knife holding their Soul ready for a black ritual using the knife as an Athame, for the Witch Vampire. Now bite them using your minds eye and suck them dry as you psychically rape them. The victim is ages weakened as you grow youthful and strong = I only use media bimbettes but you can use anyone. Avoid ejaculation, try to develop the female multiple orgasm, in a male this means slight emission is ok but not ejaculation - as you can lose energy this way. Females needn't worry.

C) Master Vampire (Good) Controller of the Ardeur.

D) Vampyre (Bad Ass) Mind Sucker:

E) Male Assassin Vampire:

F Vampire Killer Assassin:

g  Rogue Vampiress Assassin:

This Vampiress is a super-skilled assassin on top of being a Master Class or near Mistress Vampiress. I could spend a few pages of text explaining her in detail. Luckily the Kate Beckinsale Vampiress Assassin from the Underworld films gives a good approximation to this warrioress. You don't have to be a raven haired valkyne sheathed in a black leather catsuit, but this Service, by Morphogenic Coupling with the imaginary space Mind-Fields of all the watchers, fans of the Vampiress Assassin will reconfigure your appearance to be thinner and more attractive, powered by all the Vamp-watchers worldwide. This template adheres to the first Underworld Vamp so you need another Service for the Vampire Werewolf hybrid, also the Sun-augmentation. What you get in all the Vampire Supernatural readers, TV/film goers, powering the Love of Vampiress kicking ass, as well as the overtones of dominatrix leather clad Vampiress's chaining up and beating up victims.

To use you choose a victim. Unlike the first four Vampire templates you simply place your Psychotronic Generator® Psychotronic Crystal® on the floor of your training space to manifest their energy bodies, both physical and biophysical. The Psychotronic Crystal® uploads their voltage spikes in their brain and Mind (by use of the Hyperinfinity in the worldwide Vamp fans given to you) The Psychotronic Generator® pulls their energy bodies to be over the Psychotronic Crystal®. You then can kick box the crap out of the victim to cause brain Mind damage. American chick Vamps can put the Psychotronic Crystal® under the shooting target you practise firing your weaponry at. The bullets energetically damage the victim's body brain, Mind, Soul. Very useful for female assassins, who can use the MI6 magic of manifesting the target's energies to make them vulnerable to you. Very useful on nasty bosses to damage them irreparably and make them your boy bitch. The Psychotronic Crystal® once activated by physical violence then holds the Mind Soul, brain voltage spikes of the victim so you control your boy bitch simply by holding his Mind Soul and brain in your beautifully manicured hand. This can be used on a female also, of course.

You can then visualise what you want the victim to feel, do, his emotional state - all aspects of his Mind/Soul, brain activity, all controlled by the Psychotronic Crystal® that uses reverse ESD to make him see, do, feel, what you want. You can place the Psychotronic Crystal® in a condom, hollow vibrator to suck your bitch boy dry of male energy simply by masturbating so he becomes besotted to you the more you suck him dry. The eventual state the slave property of the Vampire Dominatrix.

This Bone Generator® Service powers the Extreme Situations Assassin Bone Generators® using the billion plus people who have seen female Vampires on screen in books and their unconscious has been programmed by the media to love the Vampire, to add all the Extreme Situations Bone Generators® powers (if purchased) to your Super Assassin Vampiress - an unstoppable combination. The billion plus humans power your Assassin Bone Generators® and since all reality discrimination is given up when watching films, reading books... TV... they use the Common Consensus, the group Mind to force reality to give you super-boosted Extreme Situations powers. So the military chick vamps super-benefit from this Service. You don't have to be a female soldier to use this Service. You do need to be an A-type ballbreaker who demands her boy-toys be well broken in. Used on your boyfriend the psychic-assassination destroys their capability to resist your psychic-violence-mind control. That is why MI6 Dr Dee Assassins used Enochian Stone Table Crystal - Psychotronic Crystals® to ESD control Gorbachov, Hitler... US presidents. Now you can use this Vampire technology to destroy bosses, enemies and turn your boyfriend into your pussy whipped boy bitch! If you wish to bite the neck of your victim simply place the Psychotronic Crystal® with the victims picture ini a balloon, fill with water, then bite the balloon. This sympathetic magical ritual then automatically sucks all the sex-life force - energy - out of your victim into your mouth to make you young thin and a super-assassin powered by the Souls of your prey.

Rogue Vampiress Assassin:

$600 with Certificate

h Love Vampire:

This dangerous Vampire feeds off Love, Love of Love. So all the famous marriages, famous couples, famous lovers.... feed you. How? You just call up any famous target, be it an A list couple. Pick on the opposite sex to you. The Psychotronic Generator® pulls them to you by putting the target's photo or name under the Psychotronic Crystal®. Leave for about 15 minutes to manifest. Then pick up the Psychotronic Crystal® open your blouse/shirt and put the Psychotronic Crystal® Love Vampire Psychotronic Crystal® on your heart. The heart is the emotional organ of your physical body and the Psychotronic Crystal® dumps all the love in the actress into you - then all the love the public have for that actress or actor (if you are a female Love Vampire). That is why you pick on loved people. Next drain the other member of the couple. This Bone Generator® Service is retroactive, the crystal you receive empowered by the Quantum Computing Engine downloaded into your bones. By this method you can fill yourself with love to make you loved, charismatic, powerful... worshipped. The Love Vampire is the most powerful of the Good Vampires for this reason. You can use the power to drain any person, couple, organisation... supernatural spirit... comic book hero... fictitious character like Harry Potter. One can now see the power of the Love Vampire. The modern media world that elevates stars to godhood, now feeds you. Any nonentity elevated to stardom is worth eating. You suck all the Love out of them and their fans.

Even more useful is the huge fan base for Love of Vampires: The Vampire Diaries, the Vampire Lestat, True Blood, Blade, Underworld... Twilight... All the fans generate Love while watching all feeding you. The power output to feed you on Love is huge at least a billion humans.

We then tap into the Christian Vampire Cult, of drinking the blood of Christ at mass, turning all mass going Christian's into Love Vampires. With this Service you can feed off that host by simply downloading the Vatican and putting it under the Psychotronic Crystal®. The Psychotronic Generator® then pulls all the love retroactively into the Psychotronic Crystal® so when placed on your heart, you have a super-abundant supply of live. Love you pump into yourself to make you the most loved person you know. Tim Rifat uses this Vampire Mind over Matter® technology to sugar coat his hard core Supernatural Spirit® power, so one can be the most ruthless power on Earth and market the power which is Loved. This has made SupernaturalSpirit.com the only source of power in the Mind over Matter® realm.

Be loved, have adoring fans, friends, use it for business, politics, PR... to make money. Or use it on the opposite sex, same sex... to get laid again and again. The power to generate Love means people are attracted to you whatever you do. The stick needs constant application to keep people in order using fear. Love on the other hand makes people want to help you. If you like another person you can call them up using the Psychotronic Generator® then place your right hand on the heart of their energy bodies as you put the Psychotronic Crystal® on your heart. Love comes to you from your Love targets, flows out of your right hand to the potential Love slave. From the Love slave it flows back tot he Psychotronic Crystal® on your heart. This means your Love slave can only love you and the more you call them up the more they become addicted to the Love fix they can only get from you. Constant application of this makes them your Love slave. Willing to do your bidding for the Love fix. The Love Vampire by this means collects any number of Love Junkie Slaves. Very useful for politicians, cults, gurus, commanders of special forces, actors, actresses. The effect can be promoted by getting people to watch your films, as an actress to make the audience Love Junkies which powers the Love Vampire - positive feedback. One can see the potential of the Vampire technology - far future technology to make Mind over Matter® Vampires created by Tim Rifat in world changing, society, being ruled by Vampires of the bioenergetic kind. If you wish to lead the Love Vampire is a must, star, entrepreneur, author, artist... all made possible by Love Mind over Matter®.

Love Vampire:

$600 with Certificate

i Hate Vampire;

Feed off hate. The world is run by hate. Police hate the public. The public hate the politicians. Politicians hate everyone including their servants the Police. A vicious circle. The Centrifugal (CF) Force of the Evil hate Matrix. Now you can pick on any target as above, drain them of hate, then download this hate into any other target. Keep up the process picking a new first target, same second target. Eventually the final repository of Hate will suicide, self hate killing them. This is the perfect tool for the Assassin, using Mind over Matter® warfare one can use stored up Hate, get it from any number of victims. To do this simply list all the names of targets to be drained of Hate. This can be any group, party, government (Western) business. The Psychotronic Crystal® is put on the list, you then upload in 15 minutes all the resident hate in the target group. Added to this is all the hate the Vampire, paranormal romance, Supernatural Spirit fans have for the baddy in the fiction world they aspire to. So you get the billion plus fans to add their hate. You then put the Psychotronic Crystal® on your throat centre. The throat centre controls actions, the ability to do things without thought, automatic in tune with Fate - always right. You then touch your right hand to the picture of the target to download Hate - self hate into the suicide victim. Hate causes cancer, heart attacks - embolisms so you can remote disable, kill any target. The Psychotronic Crystal® then uploads Cosmic Law into your throat centre to make you an Avatar of Cosmic Law - one of the Players in the Fate game. All humans are pawns. A Hate Vampire is a Cosmic Law Fate Player. The world is warped around them to change for their benefit. Why do you think Tim Rifat vilifies the West - to inculcate Hate from the authorities , counterfeiters... slaves to power him as the Fate Psi-Lord - Lord of Cosmic Law, Master of Reality. Join the club with this Service. Hate is good for you if you use it to kill, disable assholes. Cosmic Law has to repay you for tormenting evil-doers. Use on an asshole such as Gordon Brown it makes him hated, suicidal, violent, bullying... unstable... dead as a Prime Minister... self suiciding. Don't worry about Illuminati as a Hate Vampire the Illuminati worry about you.

Need more power then use the pictures of Stalin, Hitler, Netaryahu, Obama, Jack the Ripper, Son of Sam... all the hated assholes of history to superpower your Psychotronic Crystal® to make you a Hate-Vampire Lord, Master of Hate. You then download the hate into any victim up to a business, group military (Western) to make it self hate itself so the business goes bankrupt, group falls apart, military self suicides, kills family...

Hate Vampire;

$600 with Certificate

J Vampire Lord of Fear:

This is the archetypal Vampire. Vampires are scary. This Vampire feeds off fear. The Western world is run on fear management. Government is run by fear: do what you're told or the police will assault you and lock you up. You will lose your job, wife, kids, house, car, career... lose being loved and respected... One can see fear is the engine of most of the human and supernatural spirit world. The Vampire Lord of Fear feeds off fear. Tim Rifat is the archetypal fear feeder. I hunt down MI5 and psychically drive them mad, remotely kill them, turn Gordon Brown into a raving lunatic, bankrupt Britain, turn Nato's troops into self suicidal loose cannons, introduce Cobalt 60, start WW111 and the Western imbeciles are too scared to kill me. Why? They fear me more as a dead Supernatural killer powered by vengeance.

Now you too can be feared and feed off fear by being a Vampire Lord of Fear. You automatically feed off the fear surrounding you - that is all humans run by fear - nearly all of them. The billion plus readers of horror, Vampire, Supernatural Spirit® books and watchers of TV and film shows related to them give you a billion people's worth of fear. The Psychotronic Crystal® supplied feeds fear-energy into you 24/7 if kept on your person. To use this surplus of fear you place it on your pancreas centre (right side around floating ribs or upper abdomen). This centre is the dreaming centre gateway to the world of imagination, Mind and the dreaming realms. Supernatural Spirits® love fear so will be attracted to you as you lay back and visualise the torture toy you wish to inflict all this fear on. It could be a boss, asshole man or girlfriend who has ditched you, enemy, politician... media whore - anyone you choose. You just get a picture of them, place it with the crystal and the fear is automatically down-loaded into them. The fear drives them suicidal, mad, frenzied, wrecking their lives. Worse still, Supernatural Spirits® love fear. So a host of Supernatural Spirit® parasites, Demons, vermin, entities - attach themselves to to your victim to feed off his/her fear possessing the poor torture toy in the process guaranteeing madness ensues.

You get paid by Cosmic Law for sucking gear out of the population - put there by Satanic authority and focussing it on an enemy - using Satanic fear to torture Satanists - not for control but for anarchy. You therefore get an equal and opposite amount of fearlessness. This power pushes your consciousness past the barriers of normal life to automatically give you psychic superpowers - all automatic. That is why Shamans hunt Petty Tyrants - assholes and kill them using this Vampire technology to force Cosmic Law to turn them into Superbeings. That is Shamanic Stalking in a nutshell (Carlos Castaneda, Chapter 2: The Fire from Within.

Vampire Lord of Fear:

$600 with Certificate

k The Vampire Lord of Despair:

Despair abounds in the human race, growing with age reaching a crescendo once death becomes a reality. Young and middle aged act as if immortal. Only the old and sick realise all is made a joke by death. Luckily the old people in the world are becoming a significant part of the population. All that despair doesn't go to waste for the Vampire Lord of Despair. The Despair Psychotronic Generator® automatically collects all the Despair around you and puts it at your disposal. All the readers, watchers of Vampire Chicklet Romance add to the despair, the chicks despairing they will never love the Vampire Mr Right; their love turns to despair - fuel for you. All the boy fans despair they won't be laid by Vamp Dominatrix/slut or if gay same despair as chicklets - no Mr. Right. All this imaginary generated despair is channelled into your energy field to power you by placing the Psychotronic Crystal® over your liver energy centre - this is the centre associated with ritual magic, ceremonial magic. This could be the opening of parliament, the Oscar ceremonies, the Presidential elections, Christmas celebrations, Halloween or Satanic black mass... All run by Despair. Despair that man is so powerless so we need to do ceremonial magic to appease the Gods so bad luck doesn't befall us and we only get good luck. That is the real reason for all the pomp and ceremony in human societies, ritual magic to appease the Gods - Lucifer, Satan, Baphamet, Shaddai... Yaltabaoth. The Great Lord of Despair is now usurped by all the Vampires feeding on Despair. You divert all the despair to your Psychotronic Crystal® divert it to a target victim by putting their photograph with the Psychotronic Generator® to download Despair into them. This Despair makes them suicidal so the Lord of Despair Vampire can reduce SAS, Seals, Rangers... any enemy into self suicidal loose cannons who kill themselves, their families... Such is the power of the Vampire, he controls society. Cosmic Law has to replay you so pumps your liver energy vortex with all the power generated by all human ceremonies, from brushing your teeth to the Olympics all energy sources for Supernatural Lords of Despair. Now diverted to the Vampire. This warps the Matrix to make you the Master of the Matrix so everything goes your way - automatically Vampire Supernatural Spirit® Mind over Matter® Bone Generators® are the only 100% effective way to prosper magically in the Matrix. So if you always want to win, no matter the odds again you, become the God appeased by all human activity, this Vampire is for you. As one can see the Vampire is the new power in the Supernatural Spirit®  world as the Souls of the dead generate despair, so the entire world of the dead generating despair as their Souls are tormented by the Archons feeds you power. The entire Freemasonic network of obelisks, temples, pyramids... buildings feeds despair from the dead into the world via obelisks. Why? To make humans depressed, despairing, so they don't fight, but like docile cattle settle under the yoke of fear management, work so they can live to pay taxes to die to despair in hell as the damned. A perfect cycled system. The Vampire Lord of Despair feeds on the Matrix. The Matrix is fear and despair. Despair fed into and focused in assholes is used positively an oxymoron to the Satanic West. So Cosmic Law has to reword you for subverting the Satanic Matrix to good purpose. Using Despair to assassinate assholes, be they politicians, generals, media whores or nasty enemies. Be a Vampire and get the Matrix to kick ass for you not at you.

You can see now why Tim Rifat SupernaturalSpirit®.com inculcates Despair in all my non customers. The read it and despair to feed me. Western governments read it and despair. Become the Illuminati Vampire Master of the Matrix by becoming a Bio energetic Vampire.

The Vampire Lord of Despair:

$600 with Certificate

L Vampire Lord of the Dead:

This Vampire feeds off the dead Souls of Man. Souls are made from ectoplasm. The stuff left over once all positive, negative high power emotions have been leached off by the Archon. But all those emotions are still linked to the dead Spirit. This Vampire uses all the dead around them - a huge number in a City, to put out all the Supernatural Spirits® that farm humans for emotional energy. So the Vampire Lord of the Dead pulls inside out all the Supernatural Spirits® that fed off the dead Spirits in the vicinity of the Vampire. So the host of dead act as flytraps to suck up all the emotional energy they lost while alive which goes straight to the Psychotronic Generator® of the Vampire Lord. It is automatic so you just need to keep the Psychotronic Crystal® on you 24/7 to fill yourself with emotional energy.

Prior to 1/3/2010 US version 3/1/2010 the Great Dark Lord was Shaddai, Yaltabaoth, Yaldabaoth, Tsabaoth, Elohim, Jehovah, Yawheh. But this Lord of the Matrix tried to use Tim Rifat as the Cosmic Scapegoat (Messiah Isaah) to keep control of the Matrix after Dec 21st 2012. It failed so itself became the Cosmic Scapegoat. In the process it became all its creations, the human vermin in the West, Third World... Tim Rifat became the new Great Dark Lord. As the Great Dark Lord is the end user of all the Vampire processes of the Matrix, this means the Great Dark Lord is the ultimate Vampire King. The Lord of the Dead Vampire is one aspect of the Great Dark Lord now for the lucky 6 Vampire Lords of the Dead. All the dead . All the dead humans feed you with their emotional energy reclaimed from the Supernatural Spirits® that fed off them. This is the power of the Great Dark Lord now moved to Tim Rifat. It is automatic as the Matrix is configured to do this. You get all the stolen, leached energy of all dead humans. This means all your Bone Generators® Psychotronic Crystals® Supernatural Spirit® Mind over Matter® Psychotronic Generators® are now powered by Yaltabaoth... the creator of the Matrix, now usurped and turned into torture toy by Tim Rifat. So all his Creations feed your armoury of Bone Generators® Psychotronic Generators® Psychotronic Crystals® Mind over Matter® Supernatural Spirit® technology - energy no longer becomes the problem as this Service and it's upgrade below allow you to be one of the 6 Directors of the Matrix. The sole end users of all power.

Vampire Lord of the Dead:

$3000 with Certificate

Limited Edition, 6 only - 3 sold.

m The Great Vampire Lord of the Living:

In this Ultimate Bone Generator® Service you take over end user ownership of all the living. Replacing Yaltabaoth... Shaddai backed dated to 1/3/2010 so all her Creations are now Shaddai retroactively manifest in all humans not positive benefactors of Tim Rifat. In effect this is all humans bar maybe Russians. So gives you all humanity bar the select few as the Vampire prey automatically leached by the Matrix - now under new ownership - Tim Rifat's, for the fuelling of the Great Vampire Lord of the Living. It is a Bone Generator® so you simply need to be among humans and like Tim Rifat you suck them dry of all emotional energy.... life-force just by being there. You find you gain Total Clarity of thought and purpose able to control all around you. All your Bone Generators® Psychotronic Crystals® Psychotronic Generators® Sublime Good Engines® Supernatural Spirits® Mind over Matter powers are now fuelled by all the humans you vampirally farm. You take over from the Archons as the farm owner of human cattle. One of the 6 allowed end users. It is automatic as all the Matrix's biophysical Middle Place structures and building; all the Freemasonic buildings, obelisks, monuments, rituals/spaces before the Vampire machinery to feed you; the Great Dark Lord Vampire Master of RV Science: Real Vampire Science. Real Vampire Science uses the Freemason's occult structures as your remote external fangs to suck dry any human that passes them, or works in one of these Masonic buildings. You jump from being a single Vampire to a Yaltabaoth, a Gestalt Uber Vampire with the Matrix as your fangs to extract lifeforce... RVScience uses and all the Psychotronic Crystal® Psychotronic Generators® was set up as Real Vampire Science but Tim Rifat knew it would not kick in until 1/3/2010. As all the stone of the West is your Psychotronic Crystal® Vampire fangs you simply need a Bone Generator® to be the end user of all the Vampire features of the Matrix - an ultimate Bioparticle. You now simply exist and all West Cities suck dry the humans to feed you - the ultimate Vampire enabled by Tim Rifat who took over the Freemasonic Matrix in 1981 and kicked out the end user Yaltabaoth... Shaddai on 1/3/2010. The ultimate Vampire Service. Now with Real Vampire Science, Tim Rifat has finished his quest to take over all aspects of black magic from the ethereal angel aspects of the Anti-Metatron Service, sacrifice of babies, children in the Anti-Lucifer Service money in the Anti-Illuminati Pyramid Service, black magic psychic powers in the Anti-Anti-Christ Service, Kabbalah Limited Edition Services down to the bottom of the tree (or top), farming the human cattles for emotional energy... lifeforce. The Great Dark Lord Vampire and all the associated Vampires thereof on these pages, the lesser aspects of Vampirism but essential as they use the Great Dark Lord Vampire of the Living and Dead's subcontracted energy in the form of Psychotronic Crystal® Psychotronic Generators® for RVScience: Real Vampire Science. The use of Vampire derived energy to drive RVScience Psychotronic Crystal® technology that warps the Matrix to make the Vampire Lord of Supernatural Spirit® Mind over Matter® the Master of all future Matrix activity. The future is for Vampires designed by Tim Rifat. The Extreme Situations Bone Generators® run of RVScience so adding Vampires to Assassin technology breeds the new Masters of the Matrix and their super soldiers, the next one prey. In the insect world you are prey or preyed upon. Yaltabaoth was Insectile so the Matrix was built that way. It cannot be destroyed without great peril as the Matrix protects itself. So a change of regime was easy for Tim Rifat: Now share in Real Vampire Science power!

The Great Vampire Lord of the Living:

$5000 with Certificate.

Limited Edition 6 only (3 sold)

Get Super-intelligent automatically!

This Vampire feeds off the brain power of the human rather like the Vampyre. She/he has a Bone Generator® that pulls the intelligence out of anyone she /he comes into contact with. The Sublime Good® Quantum Computing Engine in your Bone Generator® downloads your stupidity into the human and uploads their intelligence. Sublime Good® Engines are perfect for the exchange of intelligence for stupidity. Tim Rifat was very stupid, a 'save the world' idiot so he had a lot of foolishness to download, since 1981 he has been diligently carrying out the process on the British and Europeans. End result Britain houses some of the most stupid idiots in the world from Gordon Brown down to media whore. Britain discovered half the science of the 19th Century, now it can't even elect an imbecile like Gordon Brown who has rigged the election by shipping in 20 million's Mind Vampire Lord has turned the UK imbecilic mad and destined for the 4rdn blacks, poles, Arabs to vote for his communist fascist party. This is as an accident Tim Rifat's Mind Vampire Lord has turned the UK imbecilic, mad and destined for the 3rd world statehood of Chad. Join the super-intelligent Vampire Lords of Mind. The Service is automatic so you get super-intelligent just being surrounded by people. Brighton has 2 universities so they ship new crops of British teenagers bound for college to Tim Rifat so he can suck them dry of intelligence and fill their brains with stupidity - thank you UK government!

Mind Vampire Lord:

$600 with Certificate

A totally automatic Service for the lazy!

This Vampire sucks out the psychic powers of everyone around him. Sublime Good® Engines dump non-psychic toxic waste into them from you, using Bone Generator® technology. You get super psychic powers and everyone in your City becomes a psychic deadhead. Tim Rifat has done this to the whole of Britain so the UK military couldn't get any effective Remote Viewers, as since 1981 Tim Rifat has been sucking out the psychic powers of all the Brits, Spaniards, Western Europeans. This Bone Generator® is automatic so you get to be a first class Remote Viewer, ESP Remote Sensor (like Sookie Stackhouse in True Blood or Jane Grey of the XMen and become an expert at Remote Influencing by leaching all Remote Influencing from all your neighbours in the City. All Remote Influencing is enabled by this Psychic Vampire Lord so if you wish to do any Remote Influencing in Tim Rifat's Vampire world you must have this Service or be a  US RI wanabee torture toy!

Psychic Vampire Lord:

$600 with Certificate